It is very possible that over the next few weeks, you will encounter at least one, if not many, of the following situations:
~Drive by a house that is lit up so well you could probably see it from outer space.
~You will recieve a present from someone that you did not plan on buying a present for, and then feel guilty about it.
~Someone you know will get legitimately drunk on egg nog.
~A relative or coworker at a holiday get-together will get drunk and start telling embarassing stories about you to everyone else.
~You will go to the mall and have a moment of realization where you now know the answer to the question "how does this crappy store ever stay in business?"
~You will leave the mall vowing to never return there until next Christmas.
~You will hear someone longing for a White Christmas, without bringing up the consequences of snow (e.g., no driving, sidewalk shoveling, cold, wet, damp).
~You will get a Christmas card or letter from someone you forgot you knew.
~You will be reminded that "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" by someone wearing a Santa Claus hat.
~You will have the urge to steal the bell from the Salvation Army folks who are outside every store.
~You will be driving somewhere and inevitably get caught behind a 90 year old lady who only drives during the Holidays and has no idea what she is doing.
~You will receive the BEST PRESENT EVER!, you know, about 50 times as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
~You will bake cookies, listen to cheesy christmas music, and light up your house and a tree...and remember why Christmas is such a fun holiday.
It's officially Christmas Season! Hope you all have a good one!
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