MMR: Poop!

We're going to delve inside of a guy's mind today and discuss a topic near and dear to our heart's: poop.

Fact #1: Poop is always funny.

This is something girls never seem to understand. Guys will always find poop funny. It will never fail. If a guy is having a shitty day and you want to cheer him up, go up to him and just say "poop." You will get a laugh. He will feel better about the world. All will be good.

Poop is funny for many reasons. First, it's just a great word. It rolls off the tongue. Just say it. Listen to the sound your voice makes as you say it. Poop. Poop. Poopy. I'm laughing while typing this! It's hilareous! Poop is just a phenomenal word!

Second, poop always has some great stories and visualizations attached to it. For example, during a lunch break last week, me and the guys were in the car, and one of the guys was talking about pooping in a wetsuit (not fun). The car exploded into laughter as we visualized the grossness of this. A second guy chimes in talking about having the hershey squirts during a skydive. Think about that! Falling out of a plane while pooping. We're talking about creating poop-rain here! That's incredibly funny!

Third, poop size (and sometimes stench) are points of pride for some males. It's a mark of manliness. If you are not a guy, you would not understand this.

Finally, there are some great synonyms for pooping: hershey squirts, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the poop, dropping a deuce...the list goes on and on. Each one evokes a different vivid image in one's mind. And each image is more hilareous than the next!

Fact #2: If you do not find poop funny, you are not a man.

Some "guys" do not find poop funny. These are the guys who are always the "sensitive" guys that girls fawn over but they never get anywhere, because, basically, they're women. I mean, honestly, think of any of your guy friends who do not find poop funny. I'll give you a minute, go ahead...

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...see, they're all women! Any man who cannot revel in the size of his own poop is not a man I want to be friends with!

In conclusion: Do not question a man's amusement at poop. If you do not understand it, then you were never meant to understand it in the first place, and you are probably a woman!

Poop!